July 2010
2 posts
Jessi :): Letters to my Best Friends. →
I’m gonna write three letters in this one for my three best friends.
Dear Bobbie,
You have been my best friend since eighth grade. You are an amazing person. We can always have fun together. We can laugh and make jokes and be totally silly. Sometimes, I feel like you judge me, but you always…
I love you, little one! <3
Jessi :): 30 Day Challenge On this day you write... →
30 Day Challenge
On this day you write a letter to: Day 1 — Your Best Friend Day 2 — Your Crush Day 3 — Your parents Day 4 —Your sibling (or closest relative) Day 5 — Your dreams Day 6 — A stranger Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend Day 9…
January 2010
4 posts
December 2009
8 posts
12998.) I'm straight. I'm straight BUT, I support...
jessicole:
blogsecret:
When you say that to someone, they just automatically think that you’re scared of coming out of the closet, or you’re bisexual or something. But I’m not. I’m moreover open to interpretation, where I won’t restrict myself from falling for someone of the same sex, but I’m really attracted to guys. But when you stick up for boys who like boys or girls who like girls, then...
November 2009
15 posts
that's absolutely amazing.
mliaverage:
Today, I was riding the T (Boston subway) with my friends and we thought it would be funny to have a Boston “Tea” Party, so we got out iced tea and small cups, and started drinking tea while faking British accents. As we were getting off, a 60 year old man who had been chuckling to himself the whole time says “I appreciate the sentiment, but the accents need a little work.” He was...
for shame.
mliaverage:
Today, in German class, I overheard a girl asking what Hitler’s last name was. MLIA.
xD
mliaverage:
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see what he was up to. He replied with “about to get naked, pour hot water on myself, apply chemicals to my body to remove dead skin and create a pleasant aroma”. I may never say “taking a shower” again. MLIA
hehehe Who's strategically moving their head when...
mliaverage:
Yesterday, I got in a fight and got two horrible-looking scratches under my eye. I was feeling pretty self-conscious about it today until a guy I’ve never talked to before told me that with my scratches I reminded him of King Leonidas from 300. I’m a girl, but I feel like a total badass now. MLIA
I rarely get on Twitter. Almost ALL of my “tweets” are from Tumblr. Why don’t you follow me there instead? kitkatkittysue.tumblr.com
This is for my Katie Sue. (WOO!)
jessicole:
mliaverage:
Today, my friend dragged me to see New Moon. There were tons of ‘Team Edward’ and ‘Team Jacob’ supporters, which has to be the most pointless debate of all time. Out of nowhere, a guy dressed like the Phantom of the Opera ran through the crowds yelling “TEAM PHANTOM!” at the top of his lungs. I think he wins. MLIA
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
I love you, Phantom...
omfg.
mliaverage:
Today, my dad reminded me of when I was 13 and sitting on the couch when he asked, “what’s new?” I had responded in a serious voice, “Well, dad, you know how the last time you saw me, I was a virgin?” His face dropped and he looked ready to have a heart attack. I then continued, “Yeah, well I still am.” I could never forget his face: priceless. MLIA
October 2009
22 posts
mliaverage:
The other day in class, I noticed the kid next to me had written ‘Gee, I’m a Tree” on his binder instead of “geometry”. I will never spell it the normal way again. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, we had ‘Super Hero Day’ at our school for school spirit week. I came in as Chronic Narcolepsy Man with a pillow and blanket. 4 of my 7 teachers let me sleep through the classes. MLIA
mliaverage:
Three months ago, my husband was on his deathbed with cancer. I would bring him MLIA’s to read every other day in order to cheer him up. He loved reading them with me and always wanted to submit one of his own average stories. Today I got the call of a lifetime, my husband has beaten cancer by miraculous odds. Thank you MLIA.
:3
mliaverage:
Today I was sitting on the floor working on a project, and my boyfriend was sitting behind me on the couch. I stretched my arms behind my head, and suddenly felt something strange—my boyfriend had licked my elbow. When I turned around, he gazed into my eyes and lovingly said, “Because you can’t.” He’s a keeper. MLIA
:D
mliaverage:
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a very coherent sleep talker. I also found out that he secretly wants to own a platypus farm one day. MLIA
can I be an exchange student? please?
mliaverage:
Today I got back a history test. One question had finished with “the answer should be one paragraph in length.” I didn’t know the answer, so I simply wrote “One paragraph in length.” My teacher gave me full credit, because I’m an exchange student, and thought I didn’t understand her use of English. I was raised in an English speaking household. MLIA
That's how I get through my health science tech...
mliaverage:
Today, I went to a series of medical-related talks for work. Almost everything that I actually understood was from watching House. MLIA.
I thought that too. :I but I want to teach...
mliaverage:
Today, I found out my French teacher’s first language is actually French. I thought that it was cheating that he went on to get a degree into a language he was born into. Then I remembered that I’m an English major. MLIA.
It was Robin, breaking away from Batman's shadow.
mliaverage:
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 1/2 year anniversary at Chuckie Cheese. At the end of the night, I suggested giving our prize tickets to a deserving child. He agreed. Scanning the room, we spotted a someone who was wearing a batman cape and dancing on a table to Chuckie’s concert. We found a winner. He was seventeen. MLIA.
I want to marry a teacher like this one day.
mliaverage:
Today, during my history class, someone threw up on the teachers shirt. After he sent her to the nurses office, he turned his back to the class, very slowly unbuttoned his shirt and pulled it off (he had a black one under it), then dropped it in the trash can. He turned his head around, said ‘Don’t laugh,’ then spun around completely. He had a Batman shirt on. I high-fived him. I...
11372.) i love you.
jessicole:
(via blogsecret)
aw. i love you too. thanks. :)
I LOVE YOU TOO. lol
HELL YEAH! >:D
jessicole:
mliaverage:
Today, In class a girl asked what was making a ticking noise. Without missing a beat my teacher starts going Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. My principal who was walking by and heard stuck his head in the door and yelled DUBMLEDORE! I love my school. MLIA
OMFG!!
I... I do this too.
mliaverage:
Today my brother asked me why I always pause mid-song when I’m singing in the shower. I told him it’s because I forget the words. Really I’m just allowing for the guitar solos. MLIA.
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!
mliaverage:
Today, I saw a commercial for Nerf guns. On the bottom of the screen, it said “Professional Nerf Gun Stuntmen”. I know my future profession. MLIA
my mom, an RN, and I do this.
mliaverage:
Today, I watched an episode of House with my parents, who are both doctors. After the opening scene they started yelling out their own diagnoses. I think I will try to watch House this way from now on. MLIA
I like being considered a smart kid. :)
mliaverage:
Today, the most annoying kid in class made an incorrect comment on what the teacher just lectured about. The smart kids laughed. He immediately replied by saying, ‘All the smart people are the mean ones!’ Almost immediately, the shyest kid quietly answered, ‘Then that must make you real nice.’ MLIA
I've done this. and have had this done to me. ;_;
mliaverage:
Yesterday I spent five minutes changing my voicemail message to sound like I had actually answered the phone. Today my best friend came storming up to me and announced that he hated me, because he’d spent ten minutes trying to get directions from my voicemail. Five minutes well spent.
